Hey, How’s It Goin?
Whew! It’s been a crazy time. When all the baboon’s can’t find their ties the whole lunch-thing falls apart. They end up in boon-fights and inevitably the sandwich table is overturned and all the babies go hungry. And we all know what hungry baby boon’s do. They eat ties. Disaster averted today, but yesterday was … whew!
On to the matter at hand. I reviewed the documents you forwarded and we have alot to talk about in terms of where the money goes, where it came from, who gets to eat, and who goes hungry this week.
I warned you from the start that fronting Boon Causes on gofundme as a way to funnel money to feed the starving children was ripe with “problematic”. No one cares about hungry children. They just like to watch baboon’s in ties eating sandwiches. Your insistence that the overcharged sandwiches buy double and skim it out the back door to starving children has Bernie Madoff written all over it. We’re going to jail, I just know it. And you know how much I hate eating with other people. What a nightmare! Cafeteria tables and trays of food … what a ghastly way to exist. I would sooner pop the border than drink milk from a tiny carton like a savage.
In any case, the second spreadsheet is what you’re looking for and I can’t very well send that through email, now can I. You’ll just have to meet me in Buttersville at the Savage Ripe coffee shop where all the best tea is served. You know how much it makes me laugh when coffee fiends realize “there’s no coffee in here”. Pure Joy and Bliss.
let me know your schedule,
I’m short on slug-bait this week, so you’ll have to sit in the copper mandala for now.
love & hugs & missing slugs,
– Clandestine Ops yesaB