Hey, How’s It Goin?
I can’t see the forest for the trees, the forest or the trees, the forest nor the trees, my oh my how one little misheard letter modifies the entire universe! I bet that works for atoms too. Here, let me tweak this one and see … crap. You’re not going to believe this. You technically can’t believe this because when I altered the time-space axis just now your life and memory altered with it so if you believe me then we have a serious problem and I should lock you up with padded rooms so you can do kartwheels to your hearts content and no one gets hurt. We all know what happened last time! The Janitor is still upset with the innocent Burgler. He was going after the jewelry NOT the contented hearts of the J.V. Kartwheel squad. What he thought he saw wasn’t that at all! He won’t believe a word of what anyone has to say. Just as you won’t believe me so I don’t even know why I’m wasting all my good pencil time telling you about it.
But … here goes …
The world isn’t flat exactly, but it’s far more oblong than round. See. Told Ya. You’re going to believe that nutjob Tyson over me, the master of atom modifiers. Inconcievable! Green atom. Atom’s grazing in the sea. The large angry atom was all alone in the universe. Poor little large angry atom! Just wanting to be love, atom lost 3 electrons just to be seen, and heard, and felt, and known. Alas all the happened was the destruction of the atomic universe.
Welcome to Quarks-ville. Your gluon awaits,
– I can’t spell my name in atoms without my 3rd dimensonal pencil so you’ll just have to spend the next 10 minutes in imaginary photon land
psst
there is no at tempt, there is only do
p.p.s.
yeh, yeh, it was better without the psst
p.p.p.s.
you just gotta know when to take away the big kids crayons …