Hey, How’s It Goin?
Did you see that sun today? I went for a walk and found 14 leaves in the bucket. It wasn’t my bucket, but I took the leaves anyway. They wanted to come home with me but last time I let them a trillion droplets of dew ended up on the ceiling by dawn. When the sun sparked the day there were rainbows EVERYWHERE! It was SUCH a mess! Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean up rainbows?! And not a single pot of gold I tell you, not even a speck, I tried to be happy but dude, what the heck?
Hey, How’s It Goin? I’m sorry I left you sitting there for so long all neglected without words being added to your life there was just so much … NO EXCUSES, you have been dutifully neglected and I must right this wrong poste haste! where did that extra E come from? so confused when the chickens come to roost because it’s the roosters that roost that’s why the hens aren’t even going to be the purpose of this masterpiece that you yourself mustard seed but back to the bucket of leaves that I stole, the owner came after me and chased me for 12 blocks until I climbed up a tree and they had to call the fire department because I AM NOT A LEAF and floating gently to the ground wasn’t the super power I was given! So Not Fair! EVERYONE else gets to float gently to the ground, me I just get stuck drifting higher and higher until I am one with the magnetosphere, hey, did you decide to join my magnetosphere cult? I’m cereal you’re going to LOVE it!
let me know soon! I’ve sold most of the cult spots to the Magnetic Cloud Society Of Upper Downtown and you KNOW I can’t STAND global cults! keep is small I tell you, Keep It Small!
love & hugs & slimey slugs,
– Her Magesty Osphere
at your service
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but
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only at her pleasure!