Hey, How’s it going?
I found this really awesome shoe the other day shoved under a tree branch in the middle of the road. It was SUPER shiny! soooo pretty! There was only one, but I took it home anyway. What? The Branch? Why would I take home a branch?! Other people? Oh, they can just go around it, not my problem, I didn’t put it there, why should I be bothered to go buy a hacksaw and cut it into tiny pieces. Poor little … chainsaw? What are you talking about? I’m not a lumberjack! Why would I rent a chainsaw?!?! You crazy, girl! No,of course I don’t know what a hacksaw is, but you want me to hack the branch out of other people’s road and you can’t hack things without a hacksaw, silly!
I got a new yummy tea the other day. so sooo yummy! I can’t even think about how much I love drinking tea because I would get all distracted and never finish your note! And my all means, I must Must MUST finish your note! It is the ONLY utmost uber important things on the FACE OF THE PLANET don’tcha know? yes, you DO know! I swam 100 miles to get to this pencil so I could write this … note in pen, yeh, ok, it’s PEN, I like the flowy pen-ness of the pen, fast fast fast I write faster than a speeding pencil writing on a branch lying in the street omg that SHOE, it’s SO PRETTY! I can’t stop thinking about how I’m going to get the other one!!! I’ll have to come up with a grand scheme! Maybe I could put an ad up, on the branch, “missing, 1 beloved shoe, if you have it’s mate, please please please bring it to me!” I’m sure that will work! What? The person who owns the other shoe? No no they won’t be able to find me, see here’s how it’s going to go down. Their brother is going to see it and think she stole it and is going to return it to me! That’s how these things work!
Ok, I gotta go, my tea is boiling over and creating an ocean in my living room and I have to make sure there’s enough ice so I don’t boil the dolphins cuz they get CRANKY when bubbles get stuck on their sharkskin belts that buckle under the weight of things in a blender that can’t even render the end of the bender and fly to the sender! It’s SUCH a mess!
love & hugs & slimey slugs,
– Me, the bee, to see, the tree, under the sea, to whence shall pee!