Hey, How’s It Goin?
That was crazy wasn’t it?! Never seen nothin like it. Can’t even imagine anything more beautiful. Unless you count the stars and, as we have already well established, things cannot be counted upon especially things to far to be upon! I know, I know, they look close enough to touch but that is the big lie. Those fireballs will KILL you if you try to get near them. Hostile, hostile, hostile. Never seen anything so burning, man. Oh, sorry ma’aam. mahdum, mah-ahm … oh wait … you’re not my mom! Stop telling me what to do! <door slam / stomp stomp stomp> <muffled pencil noise> <muffled pencil noise> <muffled pencil noise> <creak creak creak door latch> and then we’ll fly happily off to the Bahama’s for lunch. The butler should be back with the ‘copter by then. Still amazed by the solar silent technology! I was going to spring for the invisibility shield but after watching Wonder Woman on the Sales Demo and looking down at my skirt I thought better of it. Sigh. Can’t. Have. Everything. Where would you put it? uncited notation verified only by faulty memories of things far yonder in past-land: props to Steven Wright: cf gp pg at ex lmnop as in Let Me NOP you beebledy bop! Can’t know for sure if life is a blur cuz lefty wrote it and this pen is cheap! I know that’s the problem with kids these days. No cheap pen caps to chew on. Cutting, gangs, school schootings, all because there were no pen caps to chew on and the mouse was too big to stuff in you face. All the world’s problems would disappear if only penmanship were mandatory and expensive pens were reserved for astronauts and people over 21. Tragic. Tragic. Tragic. Sorry, my cynical pal came out to play. We shall not joke of such things when it’s not laughably funny! If you go there, get the joke and get out. No lollygagging around with incessant nonsense when it’s entertaining no one but your sprawling fingers typing away when a perfectly good pencil sits idle on the desk. THAT is what is tragic. Latent Pencils. No you goof! Not latex stencils! Those are for the spirograph and the magic 4-ink pen. The original mandala creation machine. Round and round you go! And then you fall over because you’re dizzy! Your eight year old ears are gone. Stop swinging upside down and thinking there is no consequence!
Gravity Always Wins,
except this time,
this time Centrifical Force Wins,
don’t check my math I counted on my fingers,
– MichelleLLellEe