Hey, How’s It Goin?
Slartibartfast … you heard me … get your English Accent ears in gear … Slartibartfast’s 8th dimensional doppleganger SnurtyBarghFeast has been playing with 3rd dimensional glaciers again and this morning the entire United States of America woke to a giant fjord cut right along the path of Eclipse 2017. You won’t see it in the news, they are too busy farting up lizard-brain to notice geography. You must come to see it for yourself. I sent you photo’s but the reddit conspiracy com are already claiming they are Norwegian fakes photoshopped down from the International Space Station. The migration has resumed, the freeways are already clogged, and there is no room in the inn for wayward loser who waited til daylight. Bring backwoods camping gear and a portapotty cuz you’re not going to believe this!
gotta run,
I just got pulled over for illegal use of a pencil while driving.
see you there!!
– Michelle