Hey, How’s It Goin?
And here we come to today. What a glorious day to be 1/2 walking and 1/2 swimming in the jello that became of your formerly pristine swimming pool. Oh yes. I heard. I heard you lost your mind like a mad billionaire, hired the Kangaroo’s and turned your Olympic into a slow motion race scene as pink as the flowers that surround it. You must tell me though. How did you make hot pink jello? They’ve been trying at the jello factory since I wrote them in 1973 and it just wan’t possible with present day technology. Did you bring something back from Jupiter? I heard they had diamonds raining down, I hope your umbrella held up. I thought the spot was more orange than pink but I guess you prove us all wrong! Stupid space photo’s messing up the infra-pink. Can’t even believe it!
Ok, so there’s that matter we discussed previously. And I don’t think you should be too concerned. I mean, it’s not really what you’d want in the moat but the alternative was just gastly! Flamingo’s. And their not even really pink. They eat the red M&M’s and their whites get messed up in the laundry. I told them to stop using the everglades as their washing machine but NO, they are SO STUBBORN! Your moat would turn pink and everyone would think you like pink and you don’t you like vanilla and that just attracts bears looking for desert. Not Cool. If you want people to come to your castle shaped house boat you simply can NOT have bears eating all the pie. And I gotta say, I’m still sore at you for stealing my billion dollar idea. Castle shaped house boats was my 3d printed future! Now you’ve gone and built it by hand before me. I’d just look like a copycat loser. I know you don’t think so, but perception is everything and everyone is going to perceive that you stole from me and I stole back and I’m not a thief! theif? theft thieves theiving ie ei auto correct is making me cry don’t get all happy because I am sad stay in your happy and all will be rad. I can’t think of the last time I felt so … it’s pretty though … you made my idea come to life and it looks FABULOUS! So awesome. can’t wait for the party! the moat float shakes were a great idea!
happy hugs and absent slugs,
~ Me with the B and the C we agree