Hey, How’s It Goin?
I don’t think there’s anything more important than blades of grass. They are SUCH a pretty background for the pretty yellow flowers. So sunny and bright. So happy and resilliant. Anywhere, anytime, happy, happy, happy. My neighbor made me kill them. ALL of them. Called them weeds. The Nerve! Easiest flower garden I’d ever had. I was FINALLY a successful farmer and he KILLED MY DREAM! Rat Bastard. Sorry. Used a bad word. Rat Fink! I’d erase it but I’m writing in permanent ink today and this is the last piece of paper on earth so I can’t simply trash it and start over. The Walrus commission got all uppity and banished all the paper to Australia. Said all the good writers were from there so if you want to write, you just gotta flap your wings and fly there. We tried to fight them but there was just no stopping them once the Kangaroo’s stuffed all the paper in their pouches and bounced away. We lost before we even got started! Tragic.
gotta go, love you, bye!
– M
p.s. oh dear
p.p.s. I forgot to tell you
p.p.p.s. the whole reason I started this letter in the first place!
p.p.p.p.s. crap, I’m out of paper and I HATE writing on the back! it gets all showy-through-ey and words stop looking like words and everything gets all mixed up in your brain and the aliens slip you over to the bread slice and it really really really sucks having your hand here and the rest of you there! Yes, bread slice. The universe is flat, and all the other universes are sliced bread. Science told me so and it’s really hard to breathe when you’re inside a slice of bread! At least it’s less stinky than the soccer ball we used to live in. Now THAT was a sucky getting kicked around all the time never know where we’d land in infinite space. Could be anywhere. It’s infinite! Slicing back to this universe I was saying something important about wallabies when I was so rudely interrupted by flying football helmets careening off the side of the road and down into my little slice of ravine that no one’s supposed to know about! Those stupid helmets smushed 736 of my dandilions, can you believe it?! How Rude! ok, I gotta go, I’m running out of page again and this is the last one! I took alot of words, and alot of courage, but I am writing to answer your note with a resounding “yup”.